Monday, November 29, 2004

chats with the class

an actual conversation today...

(names have been changed to protect the identity of minors)

(without raising her hand...) shakira blurts..."miss. shilling timmy said 'what the hell!'"

excuse me?

the truth was..."he said what the heck."...and we all had a "talk" about "christian cursing" is just as naughty.

so just say the real word.

wuss.

Friday, November 26, 2004

kaleb klass = napoleon dynamite...coincidence...i think not...

true sayings from kaleb...(with the help of nikki)

"man nikki...why don't you get a trough next time."

"yeah...well you guys got cankles."

"man can you imagine a road trip with 7 nikki's?"

"star wars is definitly better...chewbacca is my favorite...wrrrrrrrrrrgh......"

for all of you who enjoy kaleb as much as i...leave your kaleb comments here...





Wednesday, November 24, 2004

yummy yummy yummy to my tummy tummy tummy

to no one in particular.

write this down. trust me.

crispy peanut butter chocolate treats

1 1/2 cups sugar
1 1/2 cups light corn syrup
1 1/2 cups chunky peanut butter
6 cups rice crispies
12 oz semi-sweet chocolate chips

cook first 3 ingredients over med-low heat, stirring until blended and mixture begins to bubble. remove from heat.

combine cereal and chocolate chips (i melt them first) in a large bowl. stir in hot peanut butter mixture. mix well. spread into plastic lined 9x13.

cool before cutting.

Monday, November 22, 2004

i'm back with something REALLY important...

i am in love with jasen ashdown.

if that makes you sick...then stop reading my blog.

so know it. he is my best friend and i am in love with his hunky man flesh.

there it is. something important. and don't comment that you are in love with him too. cause i probably already know it. you creepy people.

xoxoxo

big kisses.

Thursday, November 11, 2004

virgin day

so yesterday in class i asked "so does anyone know why we have a day off tomorrow?"

hands raised all over the class...so i called on one particular student...and as serious as he could be...stated...

"it's virgin day!"

i bit my lower lip to keep from laughing out loud. then praised hime for being close, stating..."well it does start with a v."

so happy virgin day to all of you.

that sure is something to celebrate.

Monday, November 08, 2004

i missed the point about missing the point...so what's my point?

I READ 2 WHOLE CHAPTERS OF A BOOK ALL BY MYSELF!

and yes i want a cookie.

so i started reading a book titled "Adventures in Missing the Point" by the antichrist Brian McLaren.

and this is a big deal because i am a terrible reader.

sad i know.

the first chapters have been really intriguing. hummm...who would have thought?

i read a whole page and a half aloud to allie...but i was a good christian a prefaced it with..."you know i am about to fill your head with heresy..."and she was totally cool with it.

so the point is this...when did we miss the whole point of salvation...thought on what are we being saved from...what are we being saved to...

it's interesting.

"you people are completely focused on political salvation of your people to the exclusion of everyone else"...Jesus' words to the Pharisees.

wow political salvation...isn't that so unnerving...but so realistic in today's "christain culture". these "pharisses" looked down on anyone who was "sinful"... adulterers and tax collectors...but isn't jesus for everyone? and aren't these the very people jesus choose to connect with?

it was stated in this book...Because jesus fellowshiped with these despised individuals... he was most likely viewed as a possible anti-messiah. now isn't it obvious to why they would want to kill him?

interesting...

convicting...yes.

Monday, November 01, 2004

we saw jesus...

he was at the rilo kiley concert...next to the state of florida.

viva la independant music! and may god be with it always...

like he was at the concert.