Thursday, December 30, 2004

so this is why i'm not coming home





Saturday, December 25, 2004

merry christmas...no pictures here.

maybe my fabulous hunk-o-mite jasen will help me get some pictures on here. i am just missing out.

...but if i don't will you still read my blog?

please?

i'm funny... can't that be enough?

Monday, December 20, 2004

the mean girl.

i know we all have our moments...when we are self absorbed and grouchy...but i just bumped into this girl i kinda know. and all i have to say is...she is mean.

mean mean mean.

no exact reasoning about it. except for she is mean. fooey on her.

friends. never never let me be known as "the mean girl". and if i am... please shoot me.

Thursday, December 09, 2004

the final count...

so the numbers have come in...

final count of white christmas lights in/out my house....

ta da ta da ta da ta da (my lame attempt for a drum roll)...

875!

obsessive? maybe.

festive? you bet your monkey's uncle (what?)it is.

martha stewert eat your heart out...

Tuesday, December 07, 2004

the worst christmas present ever...

mind you...i am a very grateful person...but even grateful people are thrown off the edge sometimes...

so here is my story...

the christmas of my 16th year...i had a lot of difficult changes take place...so anything and everything which i could find some sort of solitude or release...i wholeheartedly embraced...

so my particular escape of choice at this time was music. and all i wanted was a tapedeck. or those new "CD" players if you will.

...i AM old.

i KNEW i would get it.

so a couple of weeks before christmas...a large mysterious appeared under the tree. oh man.

so on christmas eve...i fought the urge to open this present...and kindly opened my new christmas pajamas instead.

so christmas morning...

i save this box for last. i could already see myself inside my bedroom with my door shut listening to that moving melodic sounds of that "devil" music. and nothing ever sounded (hypothetically) so sweet.

so as i smoothed my hands over the wrapping paper. i slowly pulled away at each individual piece of tape. it was coming closer...and closer...and there it was!

a sewing machine!

WHAT THE HELL?

though i am ever so grateful now...i have to admit.

that blew.